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Less than 4/1000 separated Brian and Jay at the finish line. (Carlson photo)

Round one

TAFC had a bunch of interesting pairings in round one and is started with Doug Gordon and Dennis Taylor for the thousanth's time this year.

(W) Jay Payne (Valvoline Camaro) 0.077 5.634 253.85
(L) Hannes Wernhart (Firebird) 0.109 5.660 251.95
(W) Doug Gordon (Morro Bay Cabinets Camaro) 0.071 5.697 250.13 def. Dennis Taylor (Plumbing Concepts Camaro) 0.052 5.720 249.95 (W) Steve Gasparrelli (Prisms Unlimited Firebird0.323 5.664 255.34
(L) Bucky Austin (Buckys Muffler Firebird) -9.999(R) NT-Left
(W) Ron August Jr (Camaro) 0.107 5.588 258.22
(L) Mert Littlefield (Littlefield Racing Firebir0.106 7.147 128.18
(W) John Weaver (Valvoline / NGK/ Palace Casino Fir 0.058 5.753 246.39
(L) Jeff Carroll (Y Be Normal. com Firebird) 0.068 DQ-Centerline
(W) Brian Hough (Central Auto Body & Paint Fireb0.079 5.656 252.38
(L) Clint Thompson (Cascade Chevrolet Camaro) 0.060 5.744 249.16
(W) Mark Woznichak (Rancho Framing Camaro) 0.092 5.676 253.61
(L) Hank Coolidge (Pro Automotive Firebird) -0.127(R) 5.719 252.76
(W) Danny Townsend (MCP Motorsports Camaro) 0.029 5.701 251.72
(L) Bret Williamson (Team Eagle Corvette) 0.210 5.671 254.90
Jay Payne (Valvoline Camaro) 0.112 5.583 258.07
def. Doug Gordon (Morro Bay Cabinets Camaro) -0.091(R) 5.684 243.77
Steve Gasparrelli (Prisms Unlimited Firebird0.093 5.678 253.14 def. Ron August Jr (Camaro) 0.089 5.716 254.90 Brian Hough (Central Auto Body & Paint Fireb0.077 5.649 252.43 def.
Mark Woznichak (Rancho Framing Camaro) 0.161 5.625 255.82
Danny Townsend (MCP Motorsports Camaro) 0.078 5.726 244.52 def.
John Weaver (Valvoline/NGK/Palace Casino Fir0.020 6.160 238.85
Jay Payne (Valvoline Camaro) 0.086 5.638 252.90 def. Steve Gasparrelli (Prisms Unlimited Firebird0.111 5.674 255.29 Brian Hough (Central Auto Body & Paint Fireb0.061 5.640 253.33 def. Danny Townsend (MCP Motorsports Camaro) 0.101 5.707 249.12
Jay Payne (Valvoline Camaro) 0.092 5.615 258.62 def. Brian Hough (Central Auto Body & Paint Fireb0.064 5.647 253.14

 

 

 


 

 









 

 

Nov. 12, 2004

TAFC Final qualifying....................The alky floppers finished qualifying Friday evening and the numbers finally were in the range everyone expected after the performance at Vegas the week before. It took until the last two pair of cars went down the track for the first 5.50 number to light up the scoreboards, and it came up twice. Marc White was the first driver to do it, when he went 5.595 and then Jay Payne to no ones surprise hit on all eight and ran 5.557/258. The "Woz" ripped off a 5.633 and Bucky Austin finally made a representative lap for his car when he went 5.656 to sit fourth. In all twelve of the cars in the field ran better than 5.70 and the bump spot, (a 5.743) is just short of the all time record of 5.73. Notables out side the field include John Weaver Vern Moats and Canadian Roger Bateman, who went 5.80 in Kevin Richardson's car.

Final qualifying

1. Jay Payne Valvoline Camaro 5.557 258.12
2. Marc White Randy Goodwin Racing Firebird 5.595 255.77
3. Mark Woznichak Rancho Framing Camaro 5.633 254.57
4. Bucky Austin Buckys Muffler Firebird 5.656 256.75
5. Ron August Jr Camaro 5.663 257.04
6. Brian Hough Central Auto Body & Paint Fire 5.673 252.47
7. Danny Townsend MCP Motorsports Camaro 5.674 253.52
8. Doug Gordon Morro Bay Cabinets Camaro 5.677 251.81
9. Dennis Taylor Plumbing Concepts Camaro 5.680 250.27
10. Bret Williamson Team Eagle Corvette 5.685 250.78
11. Clint Thompson Cascade Chevrolet Camaro 5.691 249.95
12. Mert Littlefield Littlefield Racing Firebird 5.692 250.69
13. Steve Gasparrelli Prisms Unlimited Firebird 5.711 253.09
14. Hank Coolidge Pro Automotive Firebird 5.712 251.58
15. Jeff Carroll Y Be Normal.com Firebird 5.742 248.61
16. Hannes Wernhart Firebird 5.743 241.32


--------- Did not Qualify ---------
17. John Weaver Valvoline/NGK/Palace Casino Fi 5.765 245.67
18. John Patton Foolish Money II Firebird 5.767 249.21
19. Bernie Harrington Harrington M'Sports Camaro 5.779 247.88
20. Roger Bateman Roadway Towing Firebird 5.802 251.16
21. Vern Moats Kendall/SuperWinch Camaro 5.873 238.38
22. Kris Hool Gripper Hand Cleaner Firebird 5.929 248.02
23. Jon Capps Jackson Racing Cutlass 5.965 247.57
24. Bil Gallio Gallio Motorsports Camaro 6.149 240.81
25. Tate Branch Bar's Leaks Camaro 6.254 174.41

 

Nov. 11, 2004

TAFC qualifying

Ron August is a solid #2 with a 5.66

1. Jay Payne Valvoline Camaro 5.636 258.12
2. Ron August Jr Camaro 5.663 257.04
3. Dennis Taylor Plumbing Concepts Camaro 5.683 249.39
4. Mark Woznichak Rancho Framing Camaro 5.690 254.57
5. Bucky Austin Buckys Muffler Firebird 5.712 251.58
6. Danny Townsend MCP Motorsports Camaro 5.716 246.39
7. Mert Littlefield Littlefield Racing Camaro 5.726 250.69
8. John Patton Foolish Money II Firebird 5.777 248.43
9. Clint Thompson Cascade Chevrolet Camaro 5.840 249.67
10. Bret Williamson Team Eagle Corvette 5.872 247.16
11. Bernie Harrington Harrington M'Sports Camaro 5.933 244.34
12. Kris Hool Gripper Hand Cleaner Firebird 5.981 248.02
13. Marc White Randy Goodwin Racing Firebird 6.008 173.74
14. Jeff Carroll Y Be Normal.com Firebird 6.076 240.85
15. John Weaver Valvoline/NGK/Palace Casino Fi 6.099 238.64
16. Hannes Wernhart Firebird 6.186 232.27

Dennis Taylor went a 5.68 and is looking for redemption after his fold last weekend.

Vern Moats is outside after round one

--------- Not Qualified ---------
17. Tate Branch Bar's Leaks Camaro 7.485 118.82
18. Bil Gallio Gallio Motorsports Camaro 7.964 178.31
19. Jon Capps Jackson Racing Cutlass 10.807 76.18
20. Roger Bateman Roadway Towing Firebird 11.100 71.05
21. Doug Gordon Morro Bay Cabinets Camaro 13.675 71.72
22. Vern Moats Kendall/SuperWinch Camaro DQ
23. Hank Coolidge Pro Automotive Firebird DQ
24. Steve Gasparrelli Prisms Unlimited Firebird DQ

 

 

Nov. 8, 2004 Las Vegas Lucas Oil series

TAFC Vegas..............saw a bunch of changes to the field in the last session. The cooler weather increases performance a bunch and the creme rose to the top. Bucky Austin found another 4/100ths in his tune-up and leaped to #1 and a first round date with one of his biggest rivals, Steve Gasparelli. GAsparelli grabbed the final spot in the field with a great 5.769. The field is only separated by half a tenth so it will probably a drivers event to win. The performance level is that close. That may not be the best scenario for Bucky, as he is not one of the best leavers in the class, but you know he will drive the wheels off the car. He can move into fifth in the national standings, but that is it. Doug Gordon has the most to gave at this race, especially since Dennis Taylor did not qualify for the field. Dennis sits in 1st in Division 7, but now can only watch as , Gordon can control his destiny in the Division. A final round finish and he will defend his title from 2003. Taylor was hoping for a good result here and then at Pomona, to overtake Manzo for third in the standings. He will now remain in fourth unless Bob Newberry was to travel West for Pomona (an unlikely scenario). The other pairings are:, Mert Littlefield vs Bret Williamson, Mark Woznichak vs Doug Gordon and Hank Coolidge Vs Tate Branch. Four very tough pairings,

1 2 Bucky Austin, 5.717 252.76
2 78 Mert Littlefield, 5.735 246.03
3 703 Mark Woznichak, 5.737 251.16
4 63 Hank Coolidge, 5.742 248.84
5 10 Tate Branch, 5.760 250.60
6 8 Doug Gordon, 5.764 247.75
7 74 Bret Williamson, 5.765 244.87
8 9 Steve Gasparrelli, 5.769 248.43

------------ Not Qualified ------------

9 312 Danny Townsend, 5.782 249.90
10 714 Dennis Taylor, 5.789 245.45
11 713 Jon Capps, 5.844 245.90
12 765 Bernie Harrington, 5.856 246.39
13 62 Roger Bateman, 5.877 248.43
14 777 John Patton, 5.908 246.62
15 15 Mickey Ferro, 5.944 232.91
16 739 Hannes Wernhart, 6.322 17.54
17 503 Joseph Percoco, '00 Camaro

TAFC Elimination's.....................The race finally got off Monday afternoon, and there was a few surprises. As expected, due to the rain out on Sunday their were pairing changes, only one, but it was big. Dennis Taylor replaced the "WOZ" and got to race Doug Gordon. This one was big because of Division 7 ramification's. These two were one, two in the standings and Gordon needed to go to the final round to pass Taylor and defend his Division 7 title. The race was actually no contest as Taylor was late and Gordon ran two hundredths quicker than his qualifying time to advance to round two. If he could win there, he would drive a stake into Taylor's title bid. Mert Littlefield ran well and defeated Bret Williamson, Tate Branch ran the first 5.60 of the race and had an easy win over Hank Coolidge and Bucky Austin faltered just enough for Steve Gasparelli to get the upset win. In the semi finals Branch stayed the quickest of elimination's, and won over a tire shaking Gasparelli and Doug Gordon did what many thought were impossible, and got to the final round and earned his second title in a row when he got by Mert Littlefield.

In the final, Gordon's good fortune ran out (but I doubt he was to stressed about it), and Tate Branch moved up one spot in the National standings with the quickest run of the weekend, a solid 5.674/250. Gordon rattled the tires and clicked it early.

While the TAFC race was not as big with regards to championship aspirations, there was drama and changes both divisionally and nationally. Just what the final Lucas Oil series race should be.

Steve Gasparrelli 0.078 5.728 251.86 def. Bucky Austin 0.090 5.749 248.89 Tate Branch 0.025 5.693 246.44 def. Hank Coolidge 0.298 6.156 243.15 Mert Littlefield 0.063 5.763 244.29 def. Bret Williamson
0.062 7.241 148.62
Doug Gordon 0.057 5.740 248.93 def. Dennis Taylor
0.124 6.213 173.70
Tate Branch 0.054 5.716 250.37 def. Steve Gasparrelli 0.087 10.603 78.38 Doug Gordon 0.079 5.735 248.57 def. Mert Littlefield 0.051 5.960 210.08
Tate Branch 0.029 5.674 250.55 def. Doug Gordon 0.060 10.214 86.95

 

Saturday Nov. 6. 2004

Round two of qualifying is complete and alot of changes in TAFC and TAD.

TAFC........... the #1 spot is still held by Hank Coolidge, but Bucky Austin is nipping at his heels. Austin turned in a 5.750, The bump is now at 5.829 and the previous holder of that spot, Roger Bateman is now #13. Ouch!! Micky Ferro go to the track after his struggles yesterday, but is well off with an early shut-off six flat. The bump should drop into the 5.70's based on the qualify of cars outside the top eight.

After two rounds

1 63 Hank Coolidge 5.742 248.84
2 2 Bucky Austin 5.750 250.23
3 78 Mert Littlefield 5.785 241.37
4 714 Dennis Taylor 5.789 245.45
5 74 Bret Williamson 5.795 246.80
6 8 Doug Gordon 5.800 247.38
7 703 Mark Woznichak 5.810 249.72
8 10 Tate Branch 5.829 248.43

------------ Not Qualified ------------

9 713 Jon Capps, 5.844 245.90
10 9 Steve Gasparrelli, 5.852 246.66
11 312 Danny Townsend,5.852 235.43
12 765 Bernie Harrington, 5.856 246.39
13 62 Roger Bateman, 5.877 248.43
14 777 John Patton, 5.942 243.33
15 15 Mickey Ferro, 6.000 191.57
16 739 Hannes Wernhart, 6.322 170.54
17 503 Joseph Percoco, 6.337 227.27

Nov. 5, 2004 TAFC Qualifying (courtesy DRC)

A real tough field of Funny cars with a 5.89 bump after just one round. Six pretty good hitters (Austin, Branch, Townsend, Patton, Capps and Littlefield) are not in the field yet, so expect a 5.70 bump in the class. Micky Ferro was set to race in his TAFC here after his win in Gainseville last weekend, but two hours out of Vegas he had a trailer problem and was waiting help by way of another trailer. They found a flat deck and were on their way, when they were turned back and not allowed to cross the Hoover (I think that is the dam in in question) Dam. They will be at the track on Saturday.

1 63 Hank Coolidge 5.742 248.84 248.84 (great lap)
2 714 Dennis Taylor 5.789 245.45 245.45
3 74 Bret Williamson 5.795 246.80 246.80
4 8 Doug Gordon 5.800 247.38 247.38
5 703 Mark Woznichak 5.810 249.72 249.72
6 765 Bernie Harrington 5.856 246.39 246.39
7 9 Steve Gasparrelli 5.861 247.97 247.97
8 62 Roger Bateman 5.877 248.43 248.43 (in Kevin Richardson's car)

------------ Not Qualified ------------

9 10 Tate Branch 5.915 247.70 247.70
10 713 Jon Capps 6.054 189.23 189.23
11 78 Mert Littlefield 6.148 226.85 226.85
12 503 Joseph Percoco 6.566 227.77 227.77
13 2 Bucky Austin 11.449 79.23 79.23
14 777 John Patton 12.739 63.37 63.37
15 312 Danny Townsend 12.958 58.72 58.72
16 739 Hannes Wernhart '02 Firebird DQ
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